Good morning, darlings!
Just a quick note to let you know that the meeting with Jeff at the The Pickle Pot went wonderfully! She's a fan now--a genuine Diva Devotee--and we will be sending over a boatload of wonderful stuff for them next week. So make sure you check it out! The gallery is so ecclectic and Jeff even has a lending library in the back, which I think is WAY cool!
Jeff and I seem like kindred spirits, for sure. She used to be caught up in all that corporate shit, too, and now she's "sticking it to the man" by running her own community-enhancing store. Goddess bless her! She has a lot to offer, for sure!
Darlings, I have been living on Boston's North Shore all my life (with only a few years away for school, of course) and I know my way around, believe me. But it just seems like now I beginning to see just how special this place is.
Yes, it can be very beautiful and historic and interesting...but the most exciting thing is that it is full of independent thinking, full-of-life and creative people, just like me! I can't believe I tried to fit myself into such a cookie-cutter life for so long. What was I thinking?
The folks I used to hang with had "lives so small" they "thought they'd seen it all" (Michelle Shocked). I feel so sorry for them, Divas! I'm so elated when I hear that one has broken free from the mold.
The other night I heard of two more of my favorite people that have made a true leap of faith from that faithless, judgemental company on the hill (un-named, but you could figure it out easily). My praises go to those people--they are my heros!
I know how hard it is to leave somewhere on which you have spent so much of your blood, sweat and tears, but believe me they don't care about it. They don't give it a second thought!
They think "everyone is replaceable" or "no one is indispensible" and frankly, girlfriends, that is just a big ol' pile of stinky bull. Let them go hit little balls with tiny sticks and relish in the fact that they have loads of money! They are missing out on the true meaning of life and the real riches that this world has to offer. Can I get an "Amen!", Sisters?
Ok, well, off my soap box for a now. Wanted to tell you that I am feeling so empowered and happy about this year. Last year was so awful, I thought I would die. But, darlings, this year---this year is going to be THE YEAR OF THE DIVA COMEBACK. Hey, why not? Mariah Carey did it, didn't she? And, based on her appearance on Ellen, she's not exactly the brightest bulb on the ferris wheel. So, why not me, eh? Right! Why NOT me! I'm ready and I'm able and most of all I DESERVE it.
Think about your lives, Divas? Have you been pushed down and made to feel wrong, bad, ugly, dumb, inadequate or not worthy? It's time to pull yourself up by your pantyhose and start thinking completely differently, babies! You ARE right, wonderful, beautiful, intelligent, completely adequate and totally worthy! If you EVER doubt this, you need to listen to the wonderful lyrics of Bette Midler's song "I'm Beautiful" over and over and over again until you get it. If you've never heard this one, here are the lyrics for you to study and learn!
Goddess Bless you with Everything you need, Divas!
I'm Beautiful by Bette MidlerThat's it, baby! When you got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!
This is the Divine Miss M and I'm here to share with you some rare and stimulating insight into my cosmic fabulosity.
It's really very simple. I simply believe with all my heart:"I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit!
I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit!
I'm beautiful, so beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit!
I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit!"
Go away, little girl," they used to say.
"Hey, you're too fat, baby, you can't play."
"Hold on, miss thing, what you trying to do? You know you're too wack to be in our school."
Too wack, too smart, too fast, too fine,too loud, too tough, too too divine.
I said you don't belong. You don't belong.
Too loud, too big, too much to bear,too bold, too brash, too prone to swear.
I heard that song for much too long.
Ain't this my sun? Ain't this my moon?Ain't this my world to be who I choose?
Ain't this my song? Ain't this my movie?Ain't this my world? I know I can do it.
I'm not too short, I'm not too tall,I'm not too big, I'm not too small.
Ooh, don't lemme start lovin' myself!
Ooh, don't lemme start lovin' myself!
I'm not too white, I'm not too black,I'm not too this, I'm not too that.
Ooh, don't lemme start lovin' myself!
Ooh, don't lemme start lovin' myself!
I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit!
I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit!
It's time to call it what it is.
Don't play the naming game.
Become what you were born to be and be it unashamed.
"Go away, little boy," I can hear them say,"Everybody on the block says they think you're gay.
Hold on, my friend, do you think we're blind?Take a look at yourself. You're not our kind."
Too black, too white, too short, too tall,too big, too green, too red, too small.I said you don't belong. You don't belong.
Too black, too white, too short, too tall,too blue, too green, too red, too small.
I heard that song for much to long.
Ain't this my sun? Ain't this my moon?Ain't this my world to be who I choose?
Ain't this my song? Ain't this my movie?Ain't this my world? I know I can do it.
People always ask me,"Miss M, how did you get so far on so little?" Shut up!
Well, I woke up one morning,flossed my teeth and decided,
"Damn, I'm fierce!"
(You look good!) You can be just like me! (A goddess?) Yeah!
Don't just pussy foot around and sit on your assets.
Unleash your ferocity upon an unsuspecting world.
Rise up and repeat after me: "I'm beautiful!"I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful!Can you say that?
I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful!I don't hear you!I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful!Louder!
I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful!
Hey!That's it, baby, when you got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!Aaaaaah!
Ain't this my sun? My sun! Ain't this my moon? My moon!Ain't this my world to be who I choose?
Ain't this our song? Ain't this our song?Ain't this our movie? Ain't this our movie?Ain't this our world to be who we choose?
I'm not too short, I'm not too tall,I'm not too big, I'm not too small.
Ooh, don't lemme start lovin' myself!
Ooh, don't lemme start lovin' myself!I'm not too white, I'm not too black,I'm not too this, I'm not too that.
Ooh, don't lemme start lovin' myself!
Ooh, don't lemme start lovin' myself!
I'm beautiful, dammit!